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dramaturgical) wrote2017-12-09 12:17 am
dramaturgical) wrote2017-12-09 12:17 am
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big repository of gary quotes, because i hate myself
"You look like you're pretty tough."
"Well, brawn isn't everything. You gotta use your head sometimes."
"You're not incredibly stupid. That's a change of pace."
"Let's go to the caf! I'll show you the local wildlife."
"Let's go to the caf! I'll show you who's who."
"Don't let the prefects see you break any rules. They'll hurt you."
"Careful around the prefects, they don't have much of a sense of humor."
"Haha, I doubt that very much."
"Sneaky bastards, actually. The library is their turf."
"Okay, so there's a bunch of things you're not supposed to do."
"Obviously, but listen and I'll share my wisdom."
"Do not use the fire extinguishers for anything but putting out fires."
"No."
"Do not sneak into the girls' dorms or their bathrooms."
"Haha, no comment."
"If you see any rats, don't step on them."
"Also, do not pick them up and throw them at people."
"Haha! Not much."
"Budding criminals and hooligans, I imagine."
"Here we are, the boys' dorm! You learn to love it."
"You should probably change into your uniform if you don't want to get in trouble."
"Hang on. Need a drink."
"Ahhhh."
"Give me a sec, I gotta do something."
"[mimics soda popping noise]"
"No, not really."
"I've got something to do. Go change in your room, it's down the hall."
"We don't have a bar in the dorm, just this soda machine."
"Hey, Jimmy! Let me show you around this prison."
"That's Russell's locker. You know, the big ape who almost put you in the hospital?"
"C'mon, let's break into it and steal something. That'll teach him."
"Oh, man! There's that weird chick, Eunice. Let's have some fun with her."
"Go! See what she wants."
"There's that loser nerd, Bucky. Go see what his problem is."
"I hate that Constantinos guy even more than the nerds."
"There he is. Show him what you're made of, Jimmy."
"You actually kissed her."
"Oh, Jimmy, you're such a loser."
"That's Russell's locker. Break into it and steal something, that'll teach him."
"Just shut up and follow."
"Here we are, and no prefects around. Perfect."
"There's a few wine bottles over there; empties I found near the English classroom."
"See those bottles?"
"I wanna see your long-range skill, so see if you can get 'em with your slingshot."
"Can you hit them with a slingshot?"
"That's not the way to do it, you jerk."
"What are you, stupid?"
"Why do you keep doing stupid things?"
"You should be shooting the bottles, not sneaking up on them."
"Long-rang shooting, not point-blank."
"My grandmother could hit them from that close."
"That's not a bad shot."
"Alright."
"I guess you don't suck."
"You do have some talent."
"I guess you are good at something."
"Man, you suck."
"That's pathetic."
"Just awful."
"What exactly are you aiming at?"
"Are you blind or something?"
"That's good. You've proven you're better than an empty bottle. Let's find something a little more rewarding."
"Because it's funny. Let's go."
"One thing, though? Don't let the prefects see you with the slingshot. Keep it hidden unless you need it."
"Hey, try hitting that prefect. He'll probably beat up on some other kid. Oh, come on, it'll be funny!"
"Hit the prefect. Let's see what happens."
"Don't let him see you, though."
"[guffaws] Nice work. I love watching people get brutalized."
"True enough, but as long as they're beating someone else, I don't mind. C'mon, let's go down to the football field."
"So I heard your mom went on a cruise."
"Well, look on the bright side: if she has any kids, they won't be bastards like little Pete."
"Because it's a good way to make him cry."
"Look, it's Russell's goons. They work out here with Burton after class. He hates it when they stop their drills, though."
"And you know what? I bet you can distract them without getting caught."
"I'm gonna take a seat on the bleachers to watch the fun."
"Mess them up with the slingshot! Mr. Burton's sure to work them hard if they screw up their exercises."
"Yeah, that was funny."
"Anyways, gotta go. Got some homework."
"C'mon, let's go down to the football field."
"C'mon! Let's go down to the football field."
"Hey, see if you can knock out the windows on that bus."
"C'mon, can't you even break a little glass?"
"You gonna do it, or what?"
"The bullies are about to start practice with Mr. Burton."
"Go hide in that tree so you can mess with them."
"The tree, Jimmy."
"Are you slow or something? Get in the tree."
"This is gonna be fun."
"It is, and you should be grateful you're not the victim for once."
"Hey, Jimmy, tell me about this guy. Does he like to go in his own pants?"
"Your lack of knowledge seems to be some sort of theme. Are you stupid?"
"I'm not surprised. You know, you should put a stink bomb in there. It'd be funny."
"Get one from Fatty. He knows everything about stinking."
"Gotta go. See ya, Jimmy."
"I had a key to the basement, but I left it in my other pants. Although, I think Trent over there has one. Let's go get it from him."
"I heard you got a key to the basement. Hand it over."
"Looks like Jimmy'll have to teach you a lesson in manners. Go ahead, Jimmy."
"Looks like he didn't have the key. Oh well."
"Let's check the parking lot."
"Not here, follow me."
"Don't worry your little head about that, my friend."
"Those two guys!"
"Hey, idiots! Jimmy's gonna kick your ass, right, Jimmy?"
"We make a great team, Jimmy."
"I did the thinking, you carried out my plan; the perfect combination."
"After you."
"This is a little different from how I remember it. You better lead the way."
"Hmm, I think that switch over there controls the door."
"Hmm, that cage wasn't locked before."
"There has to be a way to get into the cage."
"How about you climb through that hole and press the switch?"
"We can't get in there! How can we get at the switch?"
"Hey, Jimmy! See if you can knock the broom over somehow. Make it hit the switch!"
"Jimmy, you dunce, use your slingshot to hit the broom."
"Now here's another switch I used to-- whoa, live wires!"
"What's this switch do?"
"Jimmy! Over here!"
"Hmm, looks like I'll have to hold this down to get the power while you climb through and get the switch."
"I'll get this one, so you can go open the door over there."
"Would you hurry there, Jimmy?"
"Huh. A steam leak. I've heard of those happening, but I've never seen one."
"If you could lower the furnace temperature a bit, I bet the steam would stop."
"Oh, there's a fire extinguisher in plain view. Maybe that could be used to cool the furnace."
"Quick, before it heats up again!"
"Watch out!"
"Careful!"
"Almost there!"
"It's right down there!"
"You're really gonna like this, Jimmy."
"See that rat? Get it. I'm allergic."
"Hurry up! What are you, afraid of a little rat?"
"Looks like the rat is smarter than you."
"Rat versus Jimmy. Rat is winning."
"Stop playing with it. Just catch it."
"Don't be a wimp."
"Let's go get Pete. I got him a real nice costume."
"No, you look fine. Don't be a baby."
"Stop whining. Let's go."
"Let's go to the girls' dorm and scare them."
"There! Throw the rat at the fat girl."
"Shut up, bitch."
"Well done."
"Let's go find some of those pranks I smuggled onto campus earlier."
"That's the joke candy I got. Let's go see if Edna's hungry."
"Pete, wait back here with me. You go feed the candy to that monster."
"There's nothing little about Edna."
"Hang on a second, I gotta get something."
"Let's go."
"I'll tell you later, let's go."
"Ah yes, the Volcano 4000, my favorite trick firework."
"Let's go to the parking lot. You'll see."
"Set it off near those guys."
"Check out this crazy firework. It's the Volcano 4000."
"What are you putting it there for? We only have one of those."
"Dude, you suck."
"You blew it, Jimmy."
"Nice one, loser, see ya."
"Jimmy, you're stupid. C'mon, Pete, let's go."
"Haha, nice one, Jimmy."
"Sorry, Pete, there's no room back here."
"Thanks for taking one for the team, Pete, you're such a trooper."
"Sorry, I didn't wanna ruin my costume."
"Take this kick me note, and stick it on the back of one of those nerds."
"I'll distract them with this burning schoolhouse."
"Okay! Get ready!"
"Hey guys, look at this!"
"Yes."
"Yeah, and here comes Burton."
"Pete, go distract them so Jimmy can hit them with the itch."
"We need some sort of distraction."
"Okay, here's the deal: we're gonna feed Chad's dog some of this rancid meat."
"...Wait for him to take a dump, and then..."
"Whatever, Pete. Okay, let's do this, Jim, I'll explain the rest later."
"Get over here, you little mutt."
"Here you go, boy. How about a little trick for a treat?"
"Yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum."
"Score!"
"Alright, let's go to the teachers' lounge. You lead on."
"Don't worry, it'll be funny."
"Okay, here's the plan: I'll light the bag of crap on fire."
"You take these marbles and place them over there in the hallway."
"Leave that to me."
"Yeah, but listen; if they see us, they'll expel us for sure. Better head back to your room. See ya."
"Pete, what are you doing? You'll lead them right to us."
"Let's try a little more stealth, guys."
"I put a costume in your closet. Put it on."
"Why are you not in your costume?"
"Jimmy, don't be a brat. Put it on."
"Your costume, Jimmy, put it on."
"Vere is your kostume, you svine?"
"I told you he knew where Algie was."
"I found them, guys, they're over here!"
"You're not getting away with this. I'm getting Johnny."
"Your attention, please? Jimmy is complete human trash."
"Jimmy, you know that your mother never loved you, don't you?"
"Why do you try, Jimmy? You think you have a chance?"
"It's too late, Jimmy. Everyone hates you."
"Give it up, Jimmy, you're pathetic."
"Jimmy. Beating up people doesn't make anyone like you."
"It was laughably easy to manipulate you. Does that bother you, Jimmy?"
"I'd tell you what people say about you, Jimmy, but I wouldn't want to hurt your feelings! Ahahaha!"
"So it is true what they say, Jimmy, about you and those animals?"
"You're sick in the head, Jimmy, and everybody knows it."
"James! I've been waiting. Let the games begin!"
"Slow as always, eh, Jimmy?"
"Pinky told me you were a horrific kisser, Jimmy."
"Aww, did I hurt your feelings, Jimmy?"
"How does it feel to be expelled for the last time, Jimmy?"
"I told you I had a plan, Jimmy."
"If you proved to be one thing this year, it's slow! You'll never catch me, Hopkins."
"You're too trusting, Jimmy. From the start you were pathetically naive."
"Poor little Jimmy, all alone at big, scary Bullworth. Under fire from Russell and his goons, desperate for help."
"So sad, so hopeless... Just needing a friend; any friend. You were so easy to manipulate, Jimmy."
"And once we were friends, it was all so clear. You had your lust for power, but without intelligence to back it up, using you as a pawn was so wonderfully obvious."
"Let Jimmy have his fun. Let him play his childish little games with Earnest, Ted, Derby, Johnny, and Edgar, and just wait for the right moment to swoop in and take it all."
"It was like lining up dominoes. It all fell together so perfectly."
"While you were off wasting time with whores like Lola, I was in the dorm, planning."
"While you were racing bikes, while you were playing at the carnival like a child, my plan was coming together."
"Does it hurt? Looking back at all the time you wasted over the last year? All the time you were working for me."
"Heads up!"
"Got something for ya!"
"Special delivery!"
"Are you having fun yet, Jimmy?"
"Careful, don't hurt yourself!"
"Look out! Ahaha!"
"Any regrets, Jimmy? Looking forward to the wasteland that your life is about to become?"
"After you're expelled from here for your antics over the last few weeks, you won't have anywhere left to go."
"No school will take a child with your history. No prospects! You'll end up begging for money on the streets if you're lucky."
"No wonder your mother left you here! She must be so embarrassed by you, Jimmy Hopkins."
"Just give up, Jimmy, before you get really hurt."
"Ahh, you should've seen that coming."
"I told you to give it up."
"Awww, did little Jimmy get hurt?"
"I can take you, Hopkins!"
"Exciting, isn't it, Jimmy? Do you have the guts to keep this up?"
"See you later."
"I've had enough of this. Bye, kids."
"Help him!"
"That idiot's getting attacked! Someone better help him."
"Watch it!"
"Don't push me."
"Careful, idiot."
"Don't push, moron."
"You think you're tough, idiot?"
"Open your eyes, or I'll poke them out."
"Stop touching me, it's creeping me out."
"Why are you touching me?"
"Why are you pushing me? Do you like me?"
"Get your hands off me."
"I've gotta go. Important people to see. See you later."
"Jimmy, it's been a lot of fun, but I gotta go."
"Jimmy, I got things to be getting on with. See you later."
"Hey! Get over here."
"C'mon, help me out here!"
"C'mere! We're gonna torture you!"
"Be afraid! You're gonna suffer."
"Jimmy! Get back here!"
"Oh, very brave, tough guy. Very brave indeed."
"Oh man, those medications are ruining my fitness."
"I can't believe I switched my meds again."
"Friends? Friends are for the weak."
"I'm a genius. Geniuses don't need medication."
"I keep imagining myself in charge of a large empire."
"I despise weak people."
"It's ridiculous, offensive, and demeaning!"
"I expect the worst of people, but this is ridiculous."
"What's going on?"
"Well done."
"Your parents would be so proud... for once."
"Whatever. You're still moronic."
"Now I know how you feel all the time."
"Whatever. Well done. Go tell your mommy."
"You guys are losers."
"Who teamed me with these freaks?!"
"I cannot play with these bottom-dwellers any longer!"
"Don't hit me, Hopkins!"
"Watch it, Jimmy, or I'll make your life hell."
"Ouch! Jimmy, get off, you psycho!"
"I thought we were buddies, you maniac!"
"Gimme a break, Jimmy, you hit like a girl."
"I know just what to do."
"I have an idea."
"Ooh, I just had another brilliant idea!"
"I have a plan!"
"You're such a moron, Jimmy!"
"It's obvious you're an idiot."
"You're so pathetic!"
"You should be embarrassed!"
"What's that cologne? Essence of idiot?"
"Jimmy, you suck. That's all there is to it."
"You're ugly and stupid. How do you deal with that?"
"Could you be any more of an idiot than you already are? I doubt it."
"You'll have a better life if you learn to shut your stupid mouth."
"Now you know why everyone's always laughing at you behind your back."
"No wonder your mom sent you away. She probably can't stand you."
"While you were messing up your life at Bullworth, your mom's off with her new husband, happy without you. How does that make you feel?"
"Did you ruin your life on purpose, Jimmy?"
"Ahaha! Look at him!"
"What a loser."
"God, the kids here are idiots."
"He's barely human, you know."
"People are such morons!"
"Did you see that? What a moron."
"That's probably the most pathetic thing I've ever seen!"
"Just do it, Jimmy!"
"Will you get on with it?"
"Come on, don't be a wimp!"
"What are you waiting for?"
"Haha, do it!"
"Buh-bye!"
"Later, Jimmy, don't miss me too much."
"Say hi to your boyfriend from me."
"Haha, did you hear about Jimmy?"
"Well, I don't know exactly what Jimmy was doing with those animals, but. Y'know."
"Oh, there he is! Pretend nothing is going on."
"You know what Jimmy's really like?"
"Did you hear what Jimmy said about you?"
"You know what? Jimmy's been saying the worst things about you."
"You know, Jimmy's really confused, if you know what I mean."
"You know what Jimmy's problem is? His mama doesn't love him!"
"Yeah, I'm not convinced by Jimmy's tough guy act either."
"I completely agree with you. Jimmy's a moron."
"I'm gonna make your life a misery!"
"You're pathetic!"
"You're gonna hate me forever!"
"C'mon, girlie, fight!"
"Ow! I'll get you for that!"
"Ugh! Man, that hurts!"
"Ouch! Give me a break!"
"I won't forget this!"
"I'll get you back for this!"
"This ain't over!"
"You pathetic townie loser."
"That grease is making your acne flair up."
"C'mere, scum."
"I'm gonna enjoy this."
"Let's teach you a lesson."
"I'm gonna give you something to tell your therapist."
"You enjoy the showers more than the game, bud."
"You gonna cry, nerd?"
"You inbred, trust-fund scum!"
"Ow! You can't do that!"
"Ugh! That's phlegmy!"
"C'mon! Kill each other!"
"It's like watching dogs mate!"
"You're both pathetic! Somebody hurt someone!"
"What?"
"Are you kidding me?!"
"I hope someone is burning!"
"Here, have this."
"Hey!"
"What's up?"
"Alright?"
"So, listen: this is what we've gotta do."
"So! I got a plan. Just do exactly what I tell you."
"Jimmy, I'm gonna need a favor."
"Hey, James, you gotta help me out."
"Who do you think you're speaking to?!"
"What did you say?!"
"You're gonna regret saying that!"
"You loser!"
"Look at that ridiculous idiot!"
"Do you know how dumb you really look, friend?"
"Wow! You really are in need of serious therapy!"
"I wanna hurt that kid!"
"I wanna see him suffer!"
"[puking sounds]"
"Ouch! That's a rat!"
"Alright, psycho!"
"Hey, Jim!"
"How you doin', tough guy?"
"Ahhhh."
"You're not getting away with this!"
"You think you're tough, idiot?"
"I expect the worst of people, but this is ridiculous!"
"Well done!"
"Your parents would be so proud - for once."
"Whatever! You're still moronic!"
"Now I know how you feel all the time!"
"Whatever!"
"Ugh! Man, that hurts!"
"Ouch! Give me a break!"
"I won't forget this!"
"Are you kidding me?!"
"I hate this world!"
"Ooh, aren't you tough?"
"Oh, man, this sucks bigtime!"
"That's pathetic!"
"Let the games begin!"
"I can take you, Hopkins!"
"Be afraid; you're gonna suffer!"
"I'm gonna enjoy this!"
"Let's teach you a lesson!"
"C'mon, girlie, fight!"
"How you doin', tough guy?"
"Let's have a war!"
"Jimmy, you're such a loser!"
"What are you, stupid?"
"Why do you keep doing stupid things?"
"Man, you suck!"
"Just awful!"
"What exactly are you aiming at?"
"Are you blind or something?"
"Are you slow or something?"
"Are you stupid?"
"Jimmy, you dunce!"
"Dude, you suck!"
"Jimmy, you're stupid!"
"Slow as always, eh, Jimmy?"
"Careful! Don't hurt yourself!"
"You're pathetic!"
"You loser!"
"You really are in need of serious therapy!"
"Man, you need help!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
"You're pathetic."
"Hey, you suck!"
"You're really pathetic."
"Well, brawn isn't everything. You gotta use your head sometimes."
"You blew it, Jimmy!"
"Nice one, loser, see ya!"
"Haha! Nice one, Jimmy!"
"Score!"
"Aww, did I hurt your feelings, Jimmy?"
"Are you having fun yet, Jimmy?"
"Just give up, Jimmy, before you get really hurt."
"Ahh, you should've seen that coming!"
"I told you to give it up!"
"Exciting, isn't it, Jimmy? Do you have the guts to keep this up?"
"Well, you tried hard, given your medical condition."
"I'm so embarrassed, even beating you is beneath me."
"If you'd beaten me, I'd've been a laughingstock."
"You're being attacked!"
"Look out!"
"That's pretty cool!"
"Look at that!"
"Look at that. Really cool."
"Wow, you actually think that's cool. Loser."
"What are you doing?!"
"Stop doing that!"
"Let's have a war!"
"Burn down the school!"
"Jeez, Jimmy, you stink!"
"Ugh! Take a bath, Jimmy!"
"Listen, you gotta stop the kids from doing this, right away!"
"You gotta do something! He's outta control, a maniac!"
"Hey, scum!"
"Hey, you suck!"
"Hey, your mom is having an affair!"
"Hey, you're really ugly!"
"You need plastic surgery, friend."
"You're really pathetic!"
"Even your friends laugh at you!"
"I hate this world!"
"Did something speak?"
"Ooh, that really hurt my feelings."
"Ooh, aren't you tough?"
"You're pathetic."
"Jimmy, this way."
"Hey, Jimmy, follow me."
"C'mon, psycho, this way."
"Hey, Hopkins, you psychotic gimp. This way."
"C'mon, little brain. This way."
"Thanks, Jim."
"C'mon, then, moron!"
"I heard your mother came outta jail recently."
"Have you met your father yet?"
"Why are we playing the girls' team?"
"These guys are losers!"
"I can't believe we gotta help the special needs kids like this!"
"Thanks."
"Well, you tried hard, given your medical condition."
"I'm so embarrassed, even beating you is beneath me."
"If you'd beaten me, I'd've been a laughingstock."
"C'mon!"
"Too easy!"
"Next time, let's play the boys' team."
"Not that way, dumbo."
"Hey, moron, what are you doing?"
"Where are you going, little brain?"
"Hey, thicko, not that way."
"What are you doing, moron?"
"Oh, man, this sucks bigtime."
"What's that?"
"You look like you're pretty tough."
"Well, brawn isn't everything. You gotta use your head sometimes."
"You're not incredibly stupid. That's a change of pace."
"Let's go to the caf! I'll show you the local wildlife."
"Let's go to the caf! I'll show you who's who."
"Don't let the prefects see you break any rules. They'll hurt you."
"Careful around the prefects, they don't have much of a sense of humor."
"Haha, I doubt that very much."
"Sneaky bastards, actually. The library is their turf."
"Okay, so there's a bunch of things you're not supposed to do."
"Obviously, but listen and I'll share my wisdom."
"Do not use the fire extinguishers for anything but putting out fires."
"No."
"Do not sneak into the girls' dorms or their bathrooms."
"Haha, no comment."
"If you see any rats, don't step on them."
"Also, do not pick them up and throw them at people."
"Haha! Not much."
"Budding criminals and hooligans, I imagine."
"Here we are, the boys' dorm! You learn to love it."
"You should probably change into your uniform if you don't want to get in trouble."
"Hang on. Need a drink."
"Ahhhh."
"Give me a sec, I gotta do something."
"[mimics soda popping noise]"
"No, not really."
"I've got something to do. Go change in your room, it's down the hall."
"We don't have a bar in the dorm, just this soda machine."
"Hey, Jimmy! Let me show you around this prison."
"That's Russell's locker. You know, the big ape who almost put you in the hospital?"
"C'mon, let's break into it and steal something. That'll teach him."
"Oh, man! There's that weird chick, Eunice. Let's have some fun with her."
"Go! See what she wants."
"There's that loser nerd, Bucky. Go see what his problem is."
"I hate that Constantinos guy even more than the nerds."
"There he is. Show him what you're made of, Jimmy."
"You actually kissed her."
"Oh, Jimmy, you're such a loser."
"That's Russell's locker. Break into it and steal something, that'll teach him."
"Just shut up and follow."
"Here we are, and no prefects around. Perfect."
"There's a few wine bottles over there; empties I found near the English classroom."
"See those bottles?"
"I wanna see your long-range skill, so see if you can get 'em with your slingshot."
"Can you hit them with a slingshot?"
"That's not the way to do it, you jerk."
"What are you, stupid?"
"Why do you keep doing stupid things?"
"You should be shooting the bottles, not sneaking up on them."
"Long-rang shooting, not point-blank."
"My grandmother could hit them from that close."
"That's not a bad shot."
"Alright."
"I guess you don't suck."
"You do have some talent."
"I guess you are good at something."
"Man, you suck."
"That's pathetic."
"Just awful."
"What exactly are you aiming at?"
"Are you blind or something?"
"That's good. You've proven you're better than an empty bottle. Let's find something a little more rewarding."
"Because it's funny. Let's go."
"One thing, though? Don't let the prefects see you with the slingshot. Keep it hidden unless you need it."
"Hey, try hitting that prefect. He'll probably beat up on some other kid. Oh, come on, it'll be funny!"
"Hit the prefect. Let's see what happens."
"Don't let him see you, though."
"[guffaws] Nice work. I love watching people get brutalized."
"True enough, but as long as they're beating someone else, I don't mind. C'mon, let's go down to the football field."
"So I heard your mom went on a cruise."
"Well, look on the bright side: if she has any kids, they won't be bastards like little Pete."
"Because it's a good way to make him cry."
"Look, it's Russell's goons. They work out here with Burton after class. He hates it when they stop their drills, though."
"And you know what? I bet you can distract them without getting caught."
"I'm gonna take a seat on the bleachers to watch the fun."
"Mess them up with the slingshot! Mr. Burton's sure to work them hard if they screw up their exercises."
"Yeah, that was funny."
"Anyways, gotta go. Got some homework."
"C'mon, let's go down to the football field."
"C'mon! Let's go down to the football field."
"Hey, see if you can knock out the windows on that bus."
"C'mon, can't you even break a little glass?"
"You gonna do it, or what?"
"The bullies are about to start practice with Mr. Burton."
"Go hide in that tree so you can mess with them."
"The tree, Jimmy."
"Are you slow or something? Get in the tree."
"This is gonna be fun."
"It is, and you should be grateful you're not the victim for once."
"Hey, Jimmy, tell me about this guy. Does he like to go in his own pants?"
"Your lack of knowledge seems to be some sort of theme. Are you stupid?"
"I'm not surprised. You know, you should put a stink bomb in there. It'd be funny."
"Get one from Fatty. He knows everything about stinking."
"Gotta go. See ya, Jimmy."
"I had a key to the basement, but I left it in my other pants. Although, I think Trent over there has one. Let's go get it from him."
"I heard you got a key to the basement. Hand it over."
"Looks like Jimmy'll have to teach you a lesson in manners. Go ahead, Jimmy."
"Looks like he didn't have the key. Oh well."
"Let's check the parking lot."
"Not here, follow me."
"Don't worry your little head about that, my friend."
"Those two guys!"
"Hey, idiots! Jimmy's gonna kick your ass, right, Jimmy?"
"We make a great team, Jimmy."
"I did the thinking, you carried out my plan; the perfect combination."
"After you."
"This is a little different from how I remember it. You better lead the way."
"Hmm, I think that switch over there controls the door."
"Hmm, that cage wasn't locked before."
"There has to be a way to get into the cage."
"How about you climb through that hole and press the switch?"
"We can't get in there! How can we get at the switch?"
"Hey, Jimmy! See if you can knock the broom over somehow. Make it hit the switch!"
"Jimmy, you dunce, use your slingshot to hit the broom."
"Now here's another switch I used to-- whoa, live wires!"
"What's this switch do?"
"Jimmy! Over here!"
"Hmm, looks like I'll have to hold this down to get the power while you climb through and get the switch."
"I'll get this one, so you can go open the door over there."
"Would you hurry there, Jimmy?"
"Huh. A steam leak. I've heard of those happening, but I've never seen one."
"If you could lower the furnace temperature a bit, I bet the steam would stop."
"Oh, there's a fire extinguisher in plain view. Maybe that could be used to cool the furnace."
"Quick, before it heats up again!"
"Watch out!"
"Careful!"
"Almost there!"
"It's right down there!"
"You're really gonna like this, Jimmy."
"See that rat? Get it. I'm allergic."
"Hurry up! What are you, afraid of a little rat?"
"Looks like the rat is smarter than you."
"Rat versus Jimmy. Rat is winning."
"Stop playing with it. Just catch it."
"Don't be a wimp."
"Let's go get Pete. I got him a real nice costume."
"No, you look fine. Don't be a baby."
"Stop whining. Let's go."
"Let's go to the girls' dorm and scare them."
"There! Throw the rat at the fat girl."
"Shut up, bitch."
"Well done."
"Let's go find some of those pranks I smuggled onto campus earlier."
"That's the joke candy I got. Let's go see if Edna's hungry."
"Pete, wait back here with me. You go feed the candy to that monster."
"There's nothing little about Edna."
"Hang on a second, I gotta get something."
"Let's go."
"I'll tell you later, let's go."
"Ah yes, the Volcano 4000, my favorite trick firework."
"Let's go to the parking lot. You'll see."
"Set it off near those guys."
"Check out this crazy firework. It's the Volcano 4000."
"What are you putting it there for? We only have one of those."
"Dude, you suck."
"You blew it, Jimmy."
"Nice one, loser, see ya."
"Jimmy, you're stupid. C'mon, Pete, let's go."
"Haha, nice one, Jimmy."
"Sorry, Pete, there's no room back here."
"Thanks for taking one for the team, Pete, you're such a trooper."
"Sorry, I didn't wanna ruin my costume."
"Take this kick me note, and stick it on the back of one of those nerds."
"I'll distract them with this burning schoolhouse."
"Okay! Get ready!"
"Hey guys, look at this!"
"Yes."
"Yeah, and here comes Burton."
"Pete, go distract them so Jimmy can hit them with the itch."
"We need some sort of distraction."
"Okay, here's the deal: we're gonna feed Chad's dog some of this rancid meat."
"...Wait for him to take a dump, and then..."
"Whatever, Pete. Okay, let's do this, Jim, I'll explain the rest later."
"Get over here, you little mutt."
"Here you go, boy. How about a little trick for a treat?"
"Yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum."
"Score!"
"Alright, let's go to the teachers' lounge. You lead on."
"Don't worry, it'll be funny."
"Okay, here's the plan: I'll light the bag of crap on fire."
"You take these marbles and place them over there in the hallway."
"Leave that to me."
"Yeah, but listen; if they see us, they'll expel us for sure. Better head back to your room. See ya."
"Pete, what are you doing? You'll lead them right to us."
"Let's try a little more stealth, guys."
"I put a costume in your closet. Put it on."
"Why are you not in your costume?"
"Jimmy, don't be a brat. Put it on."
"Your costume, Jimmy, put it on."
"Vere is your kostume, you svine?"
"I told you he knew where Algie was."
"I found them, guys, they're over here!"
"You're not getting away with this. I'm getting Johnny."
"Your attention, please? Jimmy is complete human trash."
"Jimmy, you know that your mother never loved you, don't you?"
"Why do you try, Jimmy? You think you have a chance?"
"It's too late, Jimmy. Everyone hates you."
"Give it up, Jimmy, you're pathetic."
"Jimmy. Beating up people doesn't make anyone like you."
"It was laughably easy to manipulate you. Does that bother you, Jimmy?"
"I'd tell you what people say about you, Jimmy, but I wouldn't want to hurt your feelings! Ahahaha!"
"So it is true what they say, Jimmy, about you and those animals?"
"You're sick in the head, Jimmy, and everybody knows it."
"James! I've been waiting. Let the games begin!"
"Slow as always, eh, Jimmy?"
"Pinky told me you were a horrific kisser, Jimmy."
"Aww, did I hurt your feelings, Jimmy?"
"How does it feel to be expelled for the last time, Jimmy?"
"I told you I had a plan, Jimmy."
"If you proved to be one thing this year, it's slow! You'll never catch me, Hopkins."
"You're too trusting, Jimmy. From the start you were pathetically naive."
"Poor little Jimmy, all alone at big, scary Bullworth. Under fire from Russell and his goons, desperate for help."
"So sad, so hopeless... Just needing a friend; any friend. You were so easy to manipulate, Jimmy."
"And once we were friends, it was all so clear. You had your lust for power, but without intelligence to back it up, using you as a pawn was so wonderfully obvious."
"Let Jimmy have his fun. Let him play his childish little games with Earnest, Ted, Derby, Johnny, and Edgar, and just wait for the right moment to swoop in and take it all."
"It was like lining up dominoes. It all fell together so perfectly."
"While you were off wasting time with whores like Lola, I was in the dorm, planning."
"While you were racing bikes, while you were playing at the carnival like a child, my plan was coming together."
"Does it hurt? Looking back at all the time you wasted over the last year? All the time you were working for me."
"Heads up!"
"Got something for ya!"
"Special delivery!"
"Are you having fun yet, Jimmy?"
"Careful, don't hurt yourself!"
"Look out! Ahaha!"
"Any regrets, Jimmy? Looking forward to the wasteland that your life is about to become?"
"After you're expelled from here for your antics over the last few weeks, you won't have anywhere left to go."
"No school will take a child with your history. No prospects! You'll end up begging for money on the streets if you're lucky."
"No wonder your mother left you here! She must be so embarrassed by you, Jimmy Hopkins."
"Just give up, Jimmy, before you get really hurt."
"Ahh, you should've seen that coming."
"I told you to give it up."
"Awww, did little Jimmy get hurt?"
"I can take you, Hopkins!"
"Exciting, isn't it, Jimmy? Do you have the guts to keep this up?"
"See you later."
"I've had enough of this. Bye, kids."
"Help him!"
"That idiot's getting attacked! Someone better help him."
"Watch it!"
"Don't push me."
"Careful, idiot."
"Don't push, moron."
"You think you're tough, idiot?"
"Open your eyes, or I'll poke them out."
"Stop touching me, it's creeping me out."
"Why are you touching me?"
"Why are you pushing me? Do you like me?"
"Get your hands off me."
"I've gotta go. Important people to see. See you later."
"Jimmy, it's been a lot of fun, but I gotta go."
"Jimmy, I got things to be getting on with. See you later."
"Hey! Get over here."
"C'mon, help me out here!"
"C'mere! We're gonna torture you!"
"Be afraid! You're gonna suffer."
"Jimmy! Get back here!"
"Oh, very brave, tough guy. Very brave indeed."
"Oh man, those medications are ruining my fitness."
"I can't believe I switched my meds again."
"Friends? Friends are for the weak."
"I'm a genius. Geniuses don't need medication."
"I keep imagining myself in charge of a large empire."
"I despise weak people."
"It's ridiculous, offensive, and demeaning!"
"I expect the worst of people, but this is ridiculous."
"What's going on?"
"Well done."
"Your parents would be so proud... for once."
"Whatever. You're still moronic."
"Now I know how you feel all the time."
"Whatever. Well done. Go tell your mommy."
"You guys are losers."
"Who teamed me with these freaks?!"
"I cannot play with these bottom-dwellers any longer!"
"Don't hit me, Hopkins!"
"Watch it, Jimmy, or I'll make your life hell."
"Ouch! Jimmy, get off, you psycho!"
"I thought we were buddies, you maniac!"
"Gimme a break, Jimmy, you hit like a girl."
"I know just what to do."
"I have an idea."
"Ooh, I just had another brilliant idea!"
"I have a plan!"
"You're such a moron, Jimmy!"
"It's obvious you're an idiot."
"You're so pathetic!"
"You should be embarrassed!"
"What's that cologne? Essence of idiot?"
"Jimmy, you suck. That's all there is to it."
"You're ugly and stupid. How do you deal with that?"
"Could you be any more of an idiot than you already are? I doubt it."
"You'll have a better life if you learn to shut your stupid mouth."
"Now you know why everyone's always laughing at you behind your back."
"No wonder your mom sent you away. She probably can't stand you."
"While you were messing up your life at Bullworth, your mom's off with her new husband, happy without you. How does that make you feel?"
"Did you ruin your life on purpose, Jimmy?"
"Ahaha! Look at him!"
"What a loser."
"God, the kids here are idiots."
"He's barely human, you know."
"People are such morons!"
"Did you see that? What a moron."
"That's probably the most pathetic thing I've ever seen!"
"Just do it, Jimmy!"
"Will you get on with it?"
"Come on, don't be a wimp!"
"What are you waiting for?"
"Haha, do it!"
"Buh-bye!"
"Later, Jimmy, don't miss me too much."
"Say hi to your boyfriend from me."
"Haha, did you hear about Jimmy?"
"Well, I don't know exactly what Jimmy was doing with those animals, but. Y'know."
"Oh, there he is! Pretend nothing is going on."
"You know what Jimmy's really like?"
"Did you hear what Jimmy said about you?"
"You know what? Jimmy's been saying the worst things about you."
"You know, Jimmy's really confused, if you know what I mean."
"You know what Jimmy's problem is? His mama doesn't love him!"
"Yeah, I'm not convinced by Jimmy's tough guy act either."
"I completely agree with you. Jimmy's a moron."
"I'm gonna make your life a misery!"
"You're pathetic!"
"You're gonna hate me forever!"
"C'mon, girlie, fight!"
"Ow! I'll get you for that!"
"Ugh! Man, that hurts!"
"Ouch! Give me a break!"
"I won't forget this!"
"I'll get you back for this!"
"This ain't over!"
"You pathetic townie loser."
"That grease is making your acne flair up."
"C'mere, scum."
"I'm gonna enjoy this."
"Let's teach you a lesson."
"I'm gonna give you something to tell your therapist."
"You enjoy the showers more than the game, bud."
"You gonna cry, nerd?"
"You inbred, trust-fund scum!"
"Ow! You can't do that!"
"Ugh! That's phlegmy!"
"C'mon! Kill each other!"
"It's like watching dogs mate!"
"You're both pathetic! Somebody hurt someone!"
"What?"
"Are you kidding me?!"
"I hope someone is burning!"
"Here, have this."
"Hey!"
"What's up?"
"Alright?"
"So, listen: this is what we've gotta do."
"So! I got a plan. Just do exactly what I tell you."
"Jimmy, I'm gonna need a favor."
"Hey, James, you gotta help me out."
"Who do you think you're speaking to?!"
"What did you say?!"
"You're gonna regret saying that!"
"You loser!"
"Look at that ridiculous idiot!"
"Do you know how dumb you really look, friend?"
"Wow! You really are in need of serious therapy!"
"I wanna hurt that kid!"
"I wanna see him suffer!"
"[puking sounds]"
"Ouch! That's a rat!"
"Alright, psycho!"
"Hey, Jim!"
"How you doin', tough guy?"
"Ahhhh."
"You're not getting away with this!"
"You think you're tough, idiot?"
"I expect the worst of people, but this is ridiculous!"
"Well done!"
"Your parents would be so proud - for once."
"Whatever! You're still moronic!"
"Now I know how you feel all the time!"
"Whatever!"
"Ugh! Man, that hurts!"
"Ouch! Give me a break!"
"I won't forget this!"
"Are you kidding me?!"
"I hate this world!"
"Ooh, aren't you tough?"
"Oh, man, this sucks bigtime!"
"That's pathetic!"
"Let the games begin!"
"I can take you, Hopkins!"
"Be afraid; you're gonna suffer!"
"I'm gonna enjoy this!"
"Let's teach you a lesson!"
"C'mon, girlie, fight!"
"How you doin', tough guy?"
"Let's have a war!"
"Jimmy, you're such a loser!"
"What are you, stupid?"
"Why do you keep doing stupid things?"
"Man, you suck!"
"Just awful!"
"What exactly are you aiming at?"
"Are you blind or something?"
"Are you slow or something?"
"Are you stupid?"
"Jimmy, you dunce!"
"Dude, you suck!"
"Jimmy, you're stupid!"
"Slow as always, eh, Jimmy?"
"Careful! Don't hurt yourself!"
"You're pathetic!"
"You loser!"
"You really are in need of serious therapy!"
"Man, you need help!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
"You're pathetic."
"Hey, you suck!"
"You're really pathetic."
"Well, brawn isn't everything. You gotta use your head sometimes."
"You blew it, Jimmy!"
"Nice one, loser, see ya!"
"Haha! Nice one, Jimmy!"
"Score!"
"Aww, did I hurt your feelings, Jimmy?"
"Are you having fun yet, Jimmy?"
"Just give up, Jimmy, before you get really hurt."
"Ahh, you should've seen that coming!"
"I told you to give it up!"
"Exciting, isn't it, Jimmy? Do you have the guts to keep this up?"
"Well, you tried hard, given your medical condition."
"I'm so embarrassed, even beating you is beneath me."
"If you'd beaten me, I'd've been a laughingstock."
"You're being attacked!"
"Look out!"
"That's pretty cool!"
"Look at that!"
"Look at that. Really cool."
"Wow, you actually think that's cool. Loser."
"What are you doing?!"
"Stop doing that!"
"Let's have a war!"
"Burn down the school!"
"Jeez, Jimmy, you stink!"
"Ugh! Take a bath, Jimmy!"
"Listen, you gotta stop the kids from doing this, right away!"
"You gotta do something! He's outta control, a maniac!"
"Hey, scum!"
"Hey, you suck!"
"Hey, your mom is having an affair!"
"Hey, you're really ugly!"
"You need plastic surgery, friend."
"You're really pathetic!"
"Even your friends laugh at you!"
"I hate this world!"
"Did something speak?"
"Ooh, that really hurt my feelings."
"Ooh, aren't you tough?"
"You're pathetic."
"Jimmy, this way."
"Hey, Jimmy, follow me."
"C'mon, psycho, this way."
"Hey, Hopkins, you psychotic gimp. This way."
"C'mon, little brain. This way."
"Thanks, Jim."
"C'mon, then, moron!"
"I heard your mother came outta jail recently."
"Have you met your father yet?"
"Why are we playing the girls' team?"
"These guys are losers!"
"I can't believe we gotta help the special needs kids like this!"
"Thanks."
"Well, you tried hard, given your medical condition."
"I'm so embarrassed, even beating you is beneath me."
"If you'd beaten me, I'd've been a laughingstock."
"C'mon!"
"Too easy!"
"Next time, let's play the boys' team."
"Not that way, dumbo."
"Hey, moron, what are you doing?"
"Where are you going, little brain?"
"Hey, thicko, not that way."
"What are you doing, moron?"
"Oh, man, this sucks bigtime."
"What's that?"